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Heidi Montag Is Not Joining ‘Celebrity Rehab’
Mar 5th
Reality TV star Heidi Montag has dismissed reports suggesting she has joined the cast of addiction counselor Dr. Drew Pinsky’s show “Celebrity Rehab.”
Online gossip linked “The Hills” star to the new season of the show, which features celebrities attempting to deal with all manner of addictions.
One report suggested the blonde had already checked in to Dr. Drew’s rehab house in Pasadena, California, earlier this week after struggling with a pill-popping problem.
A source tells X17online.com, “Heidi was dropped off at the house two days ago by a friend. She is going to be on season five with the rest of the cast.”
But Montag tells People.com the story is not true: “No, I’m not joining the cast.”
But she will be watching as Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael and actors Bai Ling and Jeremy Jackson face their demons on the show: “It sounds like a great cast and I can’t wait to watch this season!”
Heidi Montag Stops Fictional Sex Tape Release
Sep 9th
I’m still not putting my pants back on.
Heidi Montag has fired off a letter to Vivid’s Steve Hirsch effectively shutting down any chance of the sex tape that never really existed – unless you ask Karissa Shannon – seeing the light of day now that it’s sprayed everyone in the face with hot, wet publicity. Of course, semen innuendos aside, I’m also going to assume the letter doubled as a Thank You card for actually being stupid enough to believe these two in the first place. “Seriously? Us? Your funeral.” TMZ reports:
Sources close to the couple tell us Spencer’s rep shot a letter to Hirsch explaining, “Heidi’s made it very clear that she is not interested in releasing any tapes” … adding, “It looks like she pulled the kill switch.”
The letter also explains, “Spencer’s not interested in further destroying their relationship by pursuing an avenue she’s so vehemently against.”
Spencer’s rep also told Hirsch that Pratt “thought $5 million would be enough to convince her, but now [Heidi] is saying she’ll bring out the legal team if he persists.”
I’m pretty sure “looks like she pulled the kill switch” is the type of terminology Heidi’s people want to avoid if they want to keep everyone thinking their client isn’t half-Terminator by now. “Did we say ‘kill switch?’ Clearly we meant fuzzy happy puppy dog button. AHAHAHA! *whispers into watch* Cease death algorithm. Repeat. Cease death algorithm.”
Photo: Pacific Coast News
Heidi Montag Switching to The Adult Movies
Aug 27th
Even though Heidi Montag says there’s no sex tape featuring her and Spencer Pratt, she still wants to have a sit-down with the President of the biggest porn company in the world. We think that this is an indication of the existence of said sex tape. You whore.
An email Heidi sent to Vivid Entertainment President Steve Hirsch became public. She says, “I don’t think Spencer has any footage of the two of us. I think hes (sic) making it up for publicity for a new reality show he wants me to do but I really can’t tell. He can be sneaky.”
But then Heidi writes to Hirsch, “I wanted to drop you a line and let you know where Im (sic) at with all of this. If you decide to come to Costa Rica I look forward to hearing your thoughts.”
Spencer is insisting that he has a catalog of porn videos featuring him and Heidi. Which makes him the smartest, albeit creepiest, fake celebrity in the world.
‘There’s a Sex Tape.’ – ‘No, There Isn’t.’
Aug 27th
Seen here at Millions of Milkshakes, Karissa Shannon not only confirmed that place will literally give anyone off the street their own milkshake, but also that the sex tape she made with Heidi Montag is very real and she doesn’t want anyone to see it because that would just result in even more publicity than she conveniently got this week. She just wants to wear smoking hot dresses at public appearances she could’ve never booked before and do exclusive bikini photo shoots in private, you guys. Seriously. RadarOnline reports:
“Me and Heidi were hanging out at her house in Malibu and he came over to pick up some stuff and he ‘accidentally’ took my camera,” Karissa told RadarOnline.com. “I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.”
Karissa told RadarOnline.com that she has no plans to promote the tape and doesn’t “want people to see it.”
And by not promoting it, she means confirming its existence to anyone who will listen. Same diff. In the meantime, Heidi’s story is now switching back to “Spencer made the whole thing up,” according to an e-mail she sent Vivid’s Steve Hirsch. TMZ reports:
“I don’t think Spencer has any footage of the two of us. I think hes (sic) making it up for publicity for a new reality show he wants me to do but I really can’t tell. He can be sneaky.”
But then Heidi writes to Hirsch, “I wanted to drop you a line and let you know where Im (sic) at with all of this. If you decide to come to Costa Rica I look forward to hearing your thoughts.”
So let’s see, Spencer Pratt not only stole private property but is attempting to commit extortion. Usually when those things happen you notify these people called the police. Granted, I could’ve just made that word up, or perhaps doing that would bring this whole house of cards tumbling down and TMZ will stop calling. It’s anybody’s guess, really.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
