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Lindsay’s a Lesbian Again. In Theory.
Feb 22nd
Judging by this tweet this morning sent by the guy.. thing and reports of them spending Valentine’s Day together, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are probably having heterosexual intercourse right now. Penis into the vagina:
watching grey’s anatomy-my fav show- @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me- should i wake her up to let her know her mom is going on GMA? #why ?
Yes, Sam, please ask Lindsay why her mom’s going on Good Morning America then try to count how many lies shoot out of her face as you take a mental inventory of your possessions and how long you fell asleep for. I think you’ll find it most enlightening provided you’re able to stop staring at tits and thinking with your cock. (We’ve all been there, bro.)
“I don’t know!”
“My dad made her do it!”
“We need the money!”
“I’m adopted!”
“No she’s not!”
“Your TV must be broken!”
“My dad made her do it!”
“Is that a fire?” *jumps out window with handful of watches*
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Lindsay Went to Court Today
Sep 2nd
After visiting the probation office today to reassure the state that she is not a crackwhore again, Lindsay Lohan was looking mighty distressed. And with mighty nipples.
Her visit to the courthouse might have been sparked by the return of her opportunistic drug addict friends. The same people who helped steer Lindsay’s life into a downward spiral (since of course she can’t take responsibility herself) are desperately trying to “snake their way back into her life.”
According to sources, “They have been calling Lindsay non-stop … and she’s been talking to them.” One source adds, “It’s scary … they could take her off the right path.”
Seeing that her treatment at the UCLA facility cost $130,000, we hope that maybe she learned her lesson.
Lindsay’s Back
Aug 27th
Shortly before setting out the Chesticle Buffet in Santa Monica today (above), Lindsay Lohan finally returned to Twitter to voice her frustration over the paparazzi photographing her driving. Although in her defense, it’ll probably kind of suck when they inevitably catch her nailing a pedestrian. Everyone deserves the option for hit and run in my book, but that’s just me and my love for freedom:
Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn’t be allowed to take pictures or video while someone’s driving or at a stop light. 4every1’s sake #trafficpolice
Clearly.. Drug addicts shouldn’t be immediately allowed behind the wheel within 24 hours of getting out of forced rehab because you refused to show up to the court dates for your coke-fueled kidnapping chase down the highway. 4every1’s sake #realitypolice
Photos: INFdaily, Fame
