Could it be that she was attached to a gas pump? Sure, she is just famous because she is ridiculously hot. But seriously people, get a damn brain. As you pull away from the gas pump, if you hear tearing, scratching, clanking, and “OH GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN!” then you might want to stop and investigate.

We half think this is staged… if it is, it’s the more ridiculous publicity stunt we’ve ever then. Then again, we are writing about it. … well played, Kara. Well played.