This may not be an official Starbucks frappuccino… but it’s a blended ice drink with more calories and sugar than we care to elaborate on. If Britney is looking smashing (or at least “I’d stick it in her” bangable)… she won’t be for long at the rate she is downing those things. And Britney – we understand that your life as a pop diva ended when you went crazy and had kids (speaking of which – where in the hell have they been?) but that doesn’t mean you need to drown yourself in whipped cream. Learn to love exercise. And sanity.