Gossip Stones

This may not be an official Starbucks frappuccino… but it’s a blended ice drink with more calories and sugar than we care to elaborate on. If Britney is looking smashing (or at least “I’d stick it in her” bangable)… she won’t be for long at the rate she is downing those things. And Britney – we understand that your life as a pop diva ended when you went crazy and had kids (speaking of which – where in the hell have they been?) but that doesn’t mean you need to drown yourself in whipped cream. Learn to love exercise. And sanity.

Could it be that she was attached to a gas pump? Sure, she is just famous because she is ridiculously hot. But seriously people, get a damn brain. As you pull away from the gas pump, if you hear tearing, scratching, clanking, and “OH GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN!” then you might want to stop and investigate.

We half think this is staged… if it is, it’s the more ridiculous publicity stunt we’ve ever then. Then again, we are writing about it. … well played, Kara. Well played.

Over the weekend, Paris Hilton was charged with felony cocaine possession. She denied the drugs found in the purse she was carrying were hers… but let’s be honest here: we’re not stupid, Paris. She now faces up to four years in prison if convicted on the drug charge.

The police said they found 0.8 grams (.03 ounces) of cocaine, wrappers typically used to roll marijuana cigarettes, asthma medication and 1,300 dollars in cash.

While in a police holding room, she took lip balm from her purse.

“As she began to open it, I saw a small bundle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggy begin to fall from the purse and into my hand,” Lieutenant Dennis Flynn of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department wrote in the report.

Asked whose cocaine was in the purse, Hilton told Flynn she “had not seen it” and thought it was chewing-gum, according to the report.

Hilton also told police she had borrowed the purse and that the cosmetics did not belong to her, though the asthma medication, cash, credit cards and Zig-Zag wrappers were hers.

Her lawyer, David Chesnoff, encouraged people “not to rush to judgment until all of the facts have been dealt with in a court of law,” according to a statement released to US media.